Elaine’s, late.
Stone Barrington and his former NYPD partner, Dino Bacchetti, were dining in the company of herself, Elaine, who, as usual, was making her rounds. “So?” Elaine asked as she joined them.
“Not much,” Dino replied.
Stone was deep into his spaghetti alla carbonara.
“Nice, isn’t it?” she asked. Elaine had a good opinion of her food.
“Mmmmf,” Stone replied, trying to handle what he had stuffed into his mouth and speak at the same time.
“Never mind,” Elaine said. “Enjoy.”
Stone swallowed hard and nodded. “Thank you, I am.”
The waiter came with the wine and poured everybody a glass.
Stone began to take smaller bites, so as to better participate in the conversation. As he took his fi rst sip of wine, he froze.
Dino stared at him. “What’s the matter? Am I gonna have to do a Heimlich?”N
Stone set down the glass but said nothing. He was following the entrance of a very beautiful woman. She was probably five- eight or -nine, he thought, and closer to six feet in her heels. She was dressed in a classic Little Black Dress that set off a strand of large pearls around her neck. Fake, probably, but who cared? She had honey- blond, shoulder- length hair and a lot of it, cascades of it, big eyes, and plump lips sporting bright red lipstick. Dino and Elaine followed Stone’s gaze as the woman turned to her left and sat down at the bar.
“She can’t be alone,” Dino said.
“Who is she?” Stone asked Elaine.
“Never saw her in here,” Elaine replied, “but you’d better hurry; she’s not gonna be alone long.”
Stone put down his glass, got up, and walked toward the bar, straightening his tie. Normally, the people at the tables didn’t have much to do with the people at the bar; they were different crowds.
But Stone knew when to make an exception.
“Good evening,” he said to her, offering his hand. “My name is Stone Barrington.”
She took the hand and offered a shy smile. “Hello, I’m Carrie Cox,” she said, and her accent was soft and southern.
Stone indicated his table. “My friends Dino and Elaine agree with me that you are too beautiful to be sitting alone at the bar. Will you join us?”
She looked surprised. “Thank you, yes,” she said after a moment’s thought.
Stone escorted her back to the table and sat her down. “Carrie Cox, this is Elaine Kaufman, your hostess, and Dino Bacchetti, one of New York’s Finest.”
“How do you do,” Carrie said. “Finest what?”
“It’s a designation meant to describe any New York City police officer,” Stone said, “without regard for individual quality.”
“Stone should know,” Dino said. “He used to be one of New York’s worst.”N
Carrie laughed, a low, inviting sound.
“You must be from out of town,” Dino said.
“Isn’t everybody?” Elaine asked.
Copyright © 2010 by Stuart Woods
No one can beat Stuart Woods at crafting fast-paced thrillers with a high gloss of humor, sex and glamour. In Kisser, he lays it on in style as attorney Stone Barrington hops between beds—and New York’s art and theatre worlds—to nab a couple of bad guys.
Within minutes of meeting Carrie Cox, a stunning—and stunningly rich—actress from Georgia, Stone is hired as her attorney and is soon caught in the whirlwind as the ambitious actress storms Manhattan. It’s like something out of a fairy tale…until Carrie’s ex-husband tries to kill her.
Protecting his client and getting the murderous ex safely behind bars is one thing. Then he’s called to save a trust fund baby from her artist boyfriend, Derek Sharpe, who's out to steal her money. But Sharpe has another gig: selling narcotics to his wealthy clientele. Shanghaied back to police work by Lt. Brian Doyle, Stone is teamed with undercover cop Mitzi Reynolds to bring Sharpe down.
Between these cases, two demanding women and the alarming reappearance of his beautiful but psychotic ex-wife, Dolce, Stone is exhausted. When the bullets start to fly, can he stand up to the pressure? Or will the criminals throw him a smack aimed right at the kisser?
Hardcover: 304 pages
Publisher: Putnam Pub Group, Member Penguin Putnam ( January 19, 2010 )
Item #: 96-7904
ISBN: 9780399156113
Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 8.25 x 0.75 inches
Product Weight: 12.0 ounces

The two mysteries were ok, but lacked connection. There was a lot of gratuitous sex, totally unnecessary to the stories.
Reviewer: Linda
I thought it was a pretty good book but all Stone seemed to be doing is getting in bed and having sex. Thought it was a little over the top.
Reviewer: Debbie
I couldn't figure out what the story was about. My mind was bodg with too much sex. I can't beleive any guy is that good.
Reviewer: Ruth F
I'm not sure how old the lead character Stone Barrington is now, but jeez he seems to get a lot of sex out of his cases. Kisser follows what is now a formula for Stone. He meets a beautiful but mysterious damsel in distress who turns out to be her own worst enemy and Stones. He goes to Elaine's restaurant a lot and confers with his Police buddy Dino, who is always there to back him up. I gave it 4 stars because I like reading about Elaine's, I love reading about his home, and I love how he manages to extracate himself from even the most dangerous situations. I'm waiting for the next one.
Reviewer: Shirley B
Not much content to this one. Same plotline, same sex (different women. Quick read but not very entertaining.
Reviewer: Laurie