Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
by Chelsea Handler
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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Meet the New York Times bestseller most likely to have a one-night stand.
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea is the hilarious, bestselling book from Chelsea Handler, the busty, boozy, no-holds-barred blonde host of E!’s hit late-night talk show Chelsea Lately. And as you might have guessed from the title, when Chelsea starts dishing on sex, celebrity and Russia’s finest export, nothing’s sacred.
In this collection of outrageous anecdotes and off-kilter observations, you’ll thrill to Chelsea’s cockeyed quest to find the lusty, rum-soaked little person of her dreams. You'll watch her try to convince her third-grade classmates she's landed a plum movie role playing Goldie Hawn’s daughter. You’ll meet Chelsea’s equally wise-acred father, who scored first class airline tickets on a trip with his daughter by telling the airline they were on their honeymoon. And you’ll double over with laughter and/or recoil in disgust as Chelsea recounts the night her boyfriend was seduced by an over-amorous, and apparently gay, Peekapoo. Woof!
If you’re looking for a raunchy, rollicking and utterly irresistible read, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea is the answer to your prayers.
Softcover : 272 pages
Publisher: Simon and Schuster, Inc. ( April 22, 2008 )
Item #: 12-663614
ISBN: 9781607513858
Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 8.25 x 0.61inches
Product Weight: 9.0 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
LOL 
May 06, 2011
this book is hilarious! i love chelsea handler. she is so funny i couldnt help but laugh out loud.
Reviewer: Anysthasia
Hillarious!
September 19, 2010
This book is so funny! I read Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang before this book and this one is WAY better!
Reviewer: Ha
Are You There, Vodka?
August 27, 2010
This book is hilarious. Absolutely a fun, light and a
good mood kinda book.
Reviewer: Lisa S
Are You There, Vodka?
August 27, 2010
This book is hilarious. Absolutely a fun, light and a
good mood kinda book.
Reviewer: Lisa S
Funny Read 
June 14, 2010
the first chapter had me laughing out loud. the third grade chelsea reminded me a lot of my daughters bestfried at that age. the book was a very quick read
Reviewer: shari
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